George Blowfish salutes some of his favorite sports celebs!

Separated At Birth

Huckleberry Hound & Roy Williams

Also Separated At Birth

Al Davis & Squiggy

Also Separated At Birth

Jolbert Cabrera & Chief Wahoo

Also Separated At Birth

Jaque Jones & Caddyshack Gopher

Also Separated At Birth

Johnny Damon & J.C.

Who's Shorter on Talent?

A Plummer Family Christmas Greeting

William Ligue's 2003 Billboard For White Sox Baseball

KU 's Ex-Football Coach Terry Allen Picks A Play

What King Carl WISHES He Could Say to Season Ticket Holders

During the 2002 MLB All Star Game, the Late Ted Williams son John Henry Williams had the Splendid Splinter's corpse cryogenically frozen in a futuristic morgue, the Alcor Life Extension Foundation of Scottsdale, Arizona. Someday you'll be able to buy Freeze-Dried Teddy Ballgame DNA at your local grocer!

2002 BASEBALL STRIKE NEGOTIATION SPECIAL!

Three Thousand distant family members related to $250 million dollar man Alex Rodriguez converge on MLB Commish Bud "The Tool" Selig, protesting any reduction in A-Rod's salary structure. Selig promised to be open minded about reducing premium player salaries, and promised to suggest A-Rod loan all his twice removed cousins $10,000 to buy a bass boat or a really bitchin' hot tub.

Southwest Airlines offer Cleveland Linebacker Dwayne Rudd a lucrative nationwide endorsement campaign following the Chiefs-Browns 2002 NFL season opener.

Motivational poster that should be featured in the KU Bookstore!

In April 2006 Dateline NBC planted people dressed as Muslims at Martinsville Speedway to see how the NASCAR fans would react. They were cool with it, until Akbar put Mark Martin into the wall in turn two!

Get Me Outta Here!