J.P. Wow! Records operates with
extremely restricted financial resources. After George Blowfish
spends his whole paycheck on cheap liquor,
lottery tickets and ammo, there ain't much left over for anything
else. So George was pleased as punch when Elvin and his cousin
Stu volunteered as web researchers. Neither of them have real
jobs, because they don't want to put their disability checks from
the animal rendering plant in jeopardy.
Since they both live in the same trailer,
they don't have to commute. We just gave them an old Mac
Performa with a 28.8 modem, an AOL account, and all the Mountain Dew and pork
rinds they can stomach. Elvin and Stu
check out every nook and cranny of the internet, so you don't
have to! Here's the fruits of their research we call:
