From Pig Slave Grunt News, Issue #7 1997:


George Blowfish's All-Time Favorite Band Names


Above Average Weight Band · Accidental Goat Sodomy
Amputatoe · Angry Samoans · Anus the Menace
· The Archbishop's Enema Fetish · Arthur Loves Plastic · Attila The Stockbroker
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage · Band Over · Barry White Boys
Bassholes · Beats the Hell Out of Me · Bertha Does Moosejaw
Biff Hitler & the Violent Mood Swings · Big In Iowa · Big White Undies
Black Leather Agenda · Bloated Scrotum · Bondage A Go Go
Bordering On Retarded · Boris the Sprinkler · Brutal Juice
Bulimia Banquet · Bumpin' Uglies · Cat Butt · Chia Pet
Chickens On Smack · Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
Cindy Brady's Lisp · Clown Meat · Cobaine's Brains · Colon On The Cob
The Couch Slugs · Cortizone 5 · Crispy Ambulance
Damn the Bad Luck · Disciples of Ed · Dicky Retardo · Did Lee Squat?
Dirt Clod Fight · The Do I Look Like I Give a F**ks · Go Nad Go
Guess My Perversion · Harlan Sleeps Naked · Half Man, Half Biscuit
Hard-drinkin' Housewives · Heavy Into Jeff · Hell Camino
Henry Kissinger's Tits · Here, Eat This! · He's Dead Jim · It's All Meat
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
JFKFC · Joan of Arkansas · John Cougar Concentration Camp
Kathleen Turner Overdrive · Kerrigan's Knees
Lee Harvey Keitel · Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple · Lung Mustard
Manson-Nixon Line · Me and My Right Hand · Men Among Poodles
Minnie Pearl Necklace · Mr. T Experience · Moist Fist
Naugahyde Chihuahuas · New Squids on the Dock · Nipple Erectors
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads · Not Drowning, Waving
Pabst Smear · Painful Discharge · Paisley Brain Cells
Pelvic Meatloaf · Penis DeMilo · Phlegm Fatale · Pieces of Lisa
Pork Queen · Premature Evacuation · Prison Rape Scenes
Raging Woodies · Rats of Unusual Size · Rebel Without Applause
Reluctant Stereotypes · REO Speed Dealer · Sandy Duncan's Eye
Science Diet · Screaming Moist Accountants · Sex Clark Five
Sex With Midgets · Sharon Stoned · She Stole My Beer
Shirley Temple Pilots · Shoot the Mime · Sinus Envy
Sorry About Your Daughter · Stiff Richards · Stop Calling Me Frank
Tastes Like Chicken ·Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Trailer Park Casanovas · Uncle Bob Touched Me · Underpants Machine
Was I Naked ? · The Well Hungarians · White People Lie
Who The Hell Are You? · Wynona Ryders · Your Damn Neighbors

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