Anthony Joseph "Tony" Muser
Born August 1, 1947 Van Nuys, CA
WHACKED 4/29/02 Detroit, MI
Final Record As Kansas City Royals Manager:
317-432, .423 PCT
WHACK! On opening day, I said it's not a question of if. Just a question of when. And on 4/29 in Detroit (curiously following a 2-hit shutout pitched by Jeff Suppan) it became when as Allard's silver hammer came down on Tony's head. WINNING pig slave to guess the correct date without going over is MR. ALPHA GEEK of Oak Park, Illinois, who guessed June 7th! Congrats Mr. Alpha Geek, you're the lucky winner of a $5 shopping spree at Wal-Mart!
Note: the prize will be awarded upon the announcement of the Royals PERMANENT manager. Hey, the boobs in the front office might BEG Muser to come back if Mizerock goes on a ten game losing binge!