George Blowfish Actually Makes It Through High School
1972: George decides
he no longer wants to be President of the United States. He now
wants to be Ray Nitschke. George sees
a bright future for himself as a first round draft pick in the
NFL, but his career is cut short when his coach tears into a steroid
rage and breaks George's middle finger for flipping off the local
Pop Warner League Commissioner. George soon learns that playing
football means getting knocked down
really really hard over and over and over again. So George decides
to move on to high school and become an actor. The NFL applauds
his decision.
1976: George gets to Van Horn High and decides he wants to be the next Jack Nicholson. He lands his signature role in the school play as a wino eating Kentucky Fried Chicken leftovers out of a trash can. After playing the roll all too convincingly, George could never break out of the typecast, and the Theater Department never needed another wino in any of its subsequent musicals. In the end, George graduates and decides to go off to college and become a rock n roll disc jockey.
1978: George Blowfish enters the University of Missouri. After enrolling in useful classes like Social Deviance, Non-Verbal Communication and Organizational Politics, he finally finds his calling as a rock n roll DJ type guy. George likes rock n roll, because you get to stay up late, play whatever records you like; are surrounded by pretty women and get into the bars underage. Here George (back, center) gives his traditional middle finger salute, but its edited out by the newspaper as Photoshop is now available. The year is also important as George first crosses paths with long-time associate Mr. Cheesewhizz, seen here laid out on the pavement in the middle of the afternoon. George is drawn to Mr. Cheesewhizz's fashion sense and the two become fast friends.
