If you're a long time Chiefs
fan, you may have noticed some conspicuous absences from the list
of "great Chiefs players." One of my negative character
flaws is I hold grudges. I hold them for a long, long time. It
makes me very upset when Chiefs players willfully go play for
our two biggest rivals, the Evil Oakland Raiders and the Smug
Denver Donkeys. I don't like the San Diego Brownouts much either.
But since the Bolts never won a Super Bowl, they're irrelevant.
Here's a list of the shameful Chiefs who qualify for the Darth
Vader award. Their names will not be spoken in this house again:
